A Modern Fable

Not long ago, my young daughter’s soccer team was playing a team with one player who was a fair bit bigger, and significantly rougher, than anyone else on the field. Parents on the sidelines became agitated as more and more players were knocked to the ground. My wife said, “She needs to stop. Her coach should take that girl out of the game.”

I responded, “Why would she stop? There are officials on the field and they have not called a foul. Her rough play is helping her team, and there are no consequences for it. If anything, the rest of the girls on the field should start playing like her.”

Eight years of defiant obstructionism produced this: Republican control of virtually every lever of power. Nearly a decade of throwing sand in the gears of government has delivered to the GOP a level of power seldom seen in America. Why would they give up behavior that has produced such handsome rewards?

Should the opposing team continue playing the game as they were taught, or should they observe and emulate the conduct that is working for the opposition? Is it better for a loyal opposition to continue to serve our institutions and look for common ground, taking action where possible? Or to show the GOP and the nation that our government can be ground to a halt by the minority’s stubborn unwillingness to act in good faith, whether it be a Republican minority or Democrat?

At first blush the answer would seem to be that no good comes from a race to the bottom, and identifying common ground with adversaries still allows some governance to continue. And the GOP, having exploited the rules and norms of the Senate, seem fully willing to dispose of those rules and norms. For example, there is already a non-zero chance that the Republicans will eliminate the availability of a Senate filibuster of Supreme Court candidates. Why wouldn’t they?

But I’m very mindful that a system in which one party follows the Marquis de Queensbury rules while the other fights bare-knuckle will reward the guttersnipes. Should we be cowed by the norms of civil behavior, knowing that the norms were not respected when they did not benefit the Republicans? Is there any reason at all to think that, majority or minority, the GOP sees any benefit in governing from the center ever again?

It is easy to forget that the systems, norms, and rules of the federal government have evolved over many decades of shifting power and mercurial allegiances and alliances. The party in power used to remember that one day it will be the opposition, and its use of majoritarian power was constrained by reasonableness. With that out the window, it’s tough to see a return to constructive governance that doesn’t require us to first hit rock bottom.

Who killed the Republican presidency?

[best accompanied by Who Killed Davey Moore, written & performed by Bob Dylan]

Who killed Davey Moore
Why an’ what’s the reason for?

“Not I,” says the referee
“Don’t point your finger at me
I could’ve stopped it in the eighth
An’ maybe kept him from his fate
But the crowd would’ve booed, I’m sure
At not gettin’ their money’s worth
It’s too bad he had to go
But there was a pressure on me too, you know
It wasn’t me that made him fall
No, you can’t blame me at all”

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The next time you tell me that there’s no need to focus upon judicial diversity…

I think I’m going to be sick.

An 18-year-old accused of raping and sexually assaulting two unconscious classmates in April will serve two years of probation, and will not carry a record of a criminal conviction or have to register as a sex offender.

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Republicans: Stand and Deliver

Cokie Roberts says not only is Trump “morally tainted” (a statement no one seems to oppose), but Trump supporters are too. She was talking about supporters, like Paul Ryan, who say they reject and abhor Trump’s statements, but still support or endorse his candidacy.

Predictably, a subset of Trump supporters take to the internet to express their outrage, OUTRAGE over the rude and insulting statement about them; SHOCK that a member of the media would violate the rules of civility and impartiality that the media has always held dear. Oh, and also to criticize Roberts’ age, appearance, gender, and given name. And fantasize about her death. And use language that presumably would cause even Trump to blush. ‘Cause civility.

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#BlameObama

Trumpeters have blamed President Obama for, among other things, causing the death of Captain Khan in 2004 and starting the U.S. combat in Afghanistan. We should anticipate more of this. For example:

Obama’s over-regulation of banks caused the Great Depression. Unleash the engine of the free market!
#BlameObama

It’s like Brewster’s Millions, but for president

It seems like Trump and his spokesperson Katrina Pierson are both trying to get fired, and finding it surprisingly difficult.

In her adult life, Trump “Chief Spokesgoblin” Katrina Pierson has:

  • While a student at the University of Texas, led a petition drive and student sit-in to ban the teaching of evolutionary theory within the biology department. She was granted a bachelor’s degree in biology in 2006.
  • Voted for Barack Obama, but switched parties when she learned of his “refusal” to wear a flag pin.
  • Founded a local Tea Party group accused of operating more like an ATM for its leaders than a political action group.
  • Complained that President Obama was not a “pure breed” in 2012, and staunchly defended her comment in 2016, saying it should be okay for her to say that because “I’m a half-breed. I’m always getting called a half-breed.”
  • Worked for Ted Cruz during his 2012 Senate campaign while simultaneously drawing unemployment benefits.
  • Called President Obama a “jihadi,” then recently explained that the tweet – which she refused to recant – was not an issue because “a lot of times [her inflammatory statements are] in the sphere of fighting off other liberal activists.” She also asserted the tweet – read back to her in its entirety – was “taken out of context.”
  • Run for Congress on the strength of an endorsement of Sarah Palin, losing in the Republican primary to a candidate that got about double the votes cast for her.
  • As a congressional candidate, stated her strong opposition to “American troops being used for the good of others and outside America’s national interest,” citing the “Democrat-led invasion of the tiny island of Grenada” as an example.
  • Referred to President Obama as “Head Negro in charge” in 2013, then confirmed and embraced the statement when asked about it this year.
  • Defended Trump’s proposed ban on Muslim immigration by saying, “so what, they’re Muslim.”
  • Explained that she supports Trump because he would be “the better person [compared to Cruz] to transition out of Obama,” and “a softer transition for some on the left.”
  • Worn a necklace made of bullets on a television appearance and responded to criticism by saying next time she’d wear “a necklace of fetuses” to draw attention to “50 million aborted people that will never [get] to be on Twitter.”
  • Posed the rhetorical question, “What good does it do to have a good nuclear triad if you’re afraid to use it?”
  • Claimed President Obama took the United States into Afghanistan and called troops in Afghanistan “Obama’s war.”

Except that I made up two of the things in the list above. The fact that it’s not immediately obvious which three should trouble you, and it should make you wonder why Trump wants someone even crazier than him as part of the campaign.

Fakes are revealed below.

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Does Donald Trump want to ban travelers from France?

It’s well-documented by now that Donald Trump has proposed temporarily excluding all non-American Muslims from entering the United States. Recently, however, it has become clear that Trump has changed his position. Now his handlers are describing a new position, while Trump articulates a third option. Good thing we all know he doesn’t mean any of it.

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