Forced to stop referring to my bone spur as a “war wound” even though it was a wound that kept me out of the war.
#TrumpSacrifices
Forced to stop referring to my bone spur as a “war wound” even though it was a wound that kept me out of the war.
#TrumpSacrifices
Donald Trump, on the New York Times:
“They don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t — they don’t write good,” he said. “They don’t know how to write good.”
The Gray Lady will henceforth be known as The Donald Trump Center For Newspapers Who Can’t Write Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
“Trump Blasts New York Times: ‘They Don’t Write Good’” [Politico]
Tell me this summary of Russia’s disruption and annexation of Crimea doesn’t sound like Trump’s political strategy:
Just a reminder: a significant portion of Trump’s supporters:
They oppose:
As we try to understand Trump’s popularity, Occam’s Razor postulates that the simplest explanation is usually correct. Given the above political views of Trump voters, the most logical explanation is the Trump possesses a secret time machine and is importing voters from America’s past.
If I wanted to suffer an electoral loss unparalleled in American history, I’d spend a weekend savaging gold star parents and demonstrating my ignorance of global events while fueling rumors of my close relationships with Russian tyrants.
Those who think Hillary is an evil genius: have you considered that Trump might be a plant?
Donald Trump Gives Questionable Explanation of Events in Ukraine
Photo above showing Gov. Pat McCrory’s expression as the court’s ruling was explained to him.
Continue reading His judgement cometh, and that right soon….
Can’t ogle Ivanka when Melania is in the room.
#TrumpSacrifices
Nicky Santoro unavailable, forced to settle for Paul Manafort as campaign advisor. (look it up)
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The Super Bowl ring Vladimir Putin stole from Robert Kraft doesn’t fit on tiny, tiny fingers.
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Built altar to Baal. Killed a goat to gain inexplicable support of surprisingly large swath of American voters.
#TrumpSacrifices